*** WELCOME TO OLD SCHOOL *** HANDSHAKES STILL WORK *** WE ALSO KNOW WHAT AN API IS *** PLEASE ENJOY THE INTERNET ***
The internet got smarter. ★
Business advice didn’t have to get weirder.
EST. ON THIS VERY PAGE / CLASSIC WEB EDITION 2026
We make complicated work feel straightforward. Positioning, getting customers, rebuilding a broken process, launching a real website, untangling an automation: same principle. Speak with humans. Agree on the work. Build something useful.
| # | WHAT / ЧТО | OPEN / ОТКРЫТЬ |
|---|---|---|
| 01 | MARKETING DEPARTMENT Find customers, fix a funnel, make campaigns earn their keep. | [ >> ] |
| 02 | BUSINESS CONSULTING A practical decision, sales system or operational repair job. | [ >> ] |
| 03 | WEB / SOFTWARE LAB Sites, shops, internal tools, CRM and actual applications. | [ >> ] |
| 04 | AUTOMATION ROOM Integrations and AI where they make real commercial sense. | [ >> ] |
NO SLIDE-DECK THEATRE
We start with the decision or business outcome, not a 90-page deck with meaningless arrows.
Read our working method >NO TECH FOR TECH'S SAKE
If a spreadsheet and a good process solve it, you don't need a custom AI agent.
Look inside the workshop >ATTENTION, BUSINESS OWNERS: Send the awkward problem, not a perfect brief. You can start with “our leads stopped converting” or “our CRM is chaos.” Write to the help desk >>
- Case-file cabinet — proposed demonstration assignments, explicitly NOT client results.
- Old School Notebook — readable advice without paywall or signup.
- Guestbook — say hello, old-internet style.